i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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