i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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