i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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