So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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