Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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