i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
i need some magic done to my vagina
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Randomize
