just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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