Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Panties = found
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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