And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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