how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Randomize
