So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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