Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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