I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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