i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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