you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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