Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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