Non-Jews are for practice
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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