we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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