just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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