the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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