I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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