The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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