My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Well I just put wine in my tea
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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