Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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