Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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