Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
where are my eyebrows?
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