if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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