awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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