What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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