I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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