the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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