I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
he shaved USA in his pubs
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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