so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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