Taylor Swift is so right about you.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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