New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Randomize
