am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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