I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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