He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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