Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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