i just google imaged poop.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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