party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
