There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
