SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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