try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
