you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Randomize
