we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Randomize
