I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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