You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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