at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
