And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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