You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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