Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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